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20+ Funny Mother’s Day Quotes for 2024

April 17, 2024 by Livia

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Let Mom know she’s your best friend, your favorite shoulder to cry on and a remarkable woman all round with these funny Mother’s Day quotes. Add them to your personalized Mother’s Day card or unique Mother’s Day gift, like a photo tile, photo blanket, framed canvas print, mug, or a photo slate.

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  • “If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, ‘keep away from children’.” – Susan Savannah 
  • “Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children” – Sam Levenson 
  • “Mom, I love you, even though I’ll never accept your friend request.”  — Unknown 
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  • “Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out” – Unknown   
  • “Becoming a mom to me means you have accepted that for 16 years of your life, you will have a sticky purse” – Nia Vardalos  
  • “Mother (n): One person who does the work of 20. For free. See also: saint, Wonder Woman.” — Unknown
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  • “Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease.” —Lisa Alther 
  • “May your coffee be stronger than your toddler” — Unknown
  • “I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.” — Unknown 
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  • “When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.” — Erma Bombeck 
  • “Silence is golden. Unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious.” — Unknown
  • “You know you’re a mom when you understand why Mama Bear’s porridge was cold.” — Unknown 
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  • “My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it” – Buddy Hackett
  • “Behind every great child is a mom who’s pretty sure she’s screwing it all up.” — Unknown” 
  • “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.” –Nora Ephron 
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  • “Why don’t kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us?” — Alyson Hannigan
  • “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” —  Milton Berle
  • “Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too” —  Lionel
  • “If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, ‘keep away from children.” — Susan Savannah
  • “My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.” — Mark Twain
  • “Happy Mother’s Day Mum! (And while I have you, quick apologies for ages 13-21.)” — Unknown
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