Let Mom know she’s your best friend, your favorite shoulder to cry on and a remarkable woman all round with these funny Mother’s Day quotes. Add them to your personalized Mother’s Day card or unique Mother’s Day gift, like a photo tile, photo blanket, framed canvas print, mug, or a photo slate.
- “If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, ‘keep away from children’.” – Susan Savannah
- “Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children” – Sam Levenson
- “Mom, I love you, even though I’ll never accept your friend request.” — Unknown
- “Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out” – Unknown
- “Becoming a mom to me means you have accepted that for 16 years of your life, you will have a sticky purse” – Nia Vardalos
- “Mother (n): One person who does the work of 20. For free. See also: saint, Wonder Woman.” — Unknown
- “Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease.” —Lisa Alther
- “May your coffee be stronger than your toddler” — Unknown
- “I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.” — Unknown
- “When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.” — Erma Bombeck
- “Silence is golden. Unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious.” — Unknown
- “You know you’re a mom when you understand why Mama Bear’s porridge was cold.” — Unknown
- “My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it” – Buddy Hackett
- “Behind every great child is a mom who’s pretty sure she’s screwing it all up.” — Unknown”
- “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.” –Nora Ephron
- “Why don’t kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us?” — Alyson Hannigan
- “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” — Milton Berle
- “Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too” — Lionel
- “If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, ‘keep away from children.” — Susan Savannah
- “My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.” — Mark Twain
- “Happy Mother’s Day Mum! (And while I have you, quick apologies for ages 13-21.)” — Unknown
